Unadulterated E-Genius

As you are undoubtedly aware, dear reader, we, the crack young staff of “The Hatemonger’s Quarterly,” have been off sunning and funning on our glorious week of vacation. In a “post” to come, we’ll inform you of our vacationary comings and goings. But today, dear reader, we have a more urgent task.

Regular readers of this humble “weblog” most assuredly recognize that “The Hatemonger’s Quarterly,” much like The Drudge Report, did not close up shop as the result of a vacation. Both THMQ and Drudge are far too popular for any kind of e-hibernation.

Rather, we opened our little space on Al Gore’s World-Wide Web to the (in)famous proprietor of Naked Villainy, the Maximum Leader. We had chosen the Maximum Leader as a guest “weblogger” last year, and all went smashing. Thus we beckoned his bejeweled, floppy hat back our way again.

And, dear reader, we’re in awe. If you’ve yet to take a gander at last week’s “posts” on this humble “weblog,” we feverishly exhort you to do so now. We don’t think we are overdoing it too much to declare that the Maximum Leader has offered up nothing but pure, unadulterated e-genius. In fact, his writing is so good, we’re wont to label it E-Genius.

To be honest, dear reader, this has put a bit of the fear of God in us. After a week of vacation, we come to find that our “weblog” is more popular than when we left, and chock-a-block with inspired commentary and yuks. The Maximum Leader has even tossed in the word “sundry” a few times. Clearly, this is the work of a brilliant mind. How can we keep up?

Now, our discussion of the Maximum Leader’s Internet prowess calls to mind a Joe Theisman quote. The troglodytic quarterback once said something like: “Don’t call football players geniuses. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”

Yes, the peckings of a “weblogger” aren’t exactly the stuff of Nobel Prizes (yet?). So we suppose we ought to temper our praises a bit. But we simply can’t do so: The Maximum Leader is an e-genius, pure and simple. And, need we remind you, he’s an Official Honorary Member of the Crack Young Staff. How do you like ‘dem apples?

If you aren’t reading his delicious musings every day on Naked Villainy, please do so. We have kept up with his wit and wisdom for ages, and we’ve enjoyed every blessed minute of it. Oh, and buy a Naked Villainy thong if you have a little bit of extra cash.