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en-us2009-06-27T00:01:01-05:00Michael Jackson Took Drugs—and Other Deeply Surprising Factoids
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Well, dear reader, it’s certainly true that we, the crack young staff of “The Hatemonger’s Quarterly,” have been a bit silent of late. In fact, it has been, as our ancestors used to say, many moons since last we graced you with one of our glorious animadversions. Regular reader(s) of...Chip2009-06-27T00:01:01-05:00Israel, Hamas, and the Typical Useless Idiots
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Cue the mindless pseudo-humanitarians: The loveable scamps who collectively go by the name Hamas have finally gotten the Israeli government’s dander up and, as every sentient being well knows, are currently experiencing the slings and arrows of outrageous self-defense. As it turns out, those stingy residents of the “Zionist entity”...Chip2009-01-05T00:01:01-05:00You Got Some ‘Splainin’ To Do
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For those of you unaware of recent international events (read: Americans), we, the crack young staff of “The Hatemonger’s Quarterly,” must inform you that a horrible group of terrorist attacks just took place in Mumbai, India. As of this writing, over 100 people have been killed by jihad-inspired militants. If...Chip2008-11-28T00:01:01-05:00The Return of the Golden Age
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Since last we wrote in this space, dear reader, a fellow by the name of Barack H. Obama (D-Hope and Change) won the election for the next president of these here United States. And we, the crack young staff of “The Hatemonger’s Quarterly,” couldn’t be any happier. Like various level-headed...Chip2008-11-17T00:01:01-05:00Shocking Announcement: Prominent Black To Endorse Prominent Black for President
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Well, color us surprised. It has, dear reader, been quite a campaign season, chock-a-block with all sorts of unexpected twists and turns. For instance, Mike Gravel (D-Insane Asylum) didn’t win his party’s nomination. Neither, alas, did Dennis Kucinich (D-Vegan), whose elfin good looks virtually assured him an impressive victory. And...Chip2008-10-18T00:01:01-05:00Impressive Political Acumen from The Huffy Po
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Like everyone else on God’s green earth, we, the crack young staff of “The Hatemonger’s Quarterly,” were surprised that Sen. McCain chose Sarah Palin, the Republican governor of Alaska, as his vice-presidential running mate. We say this, dear reader, because Gov. Palin doesn’t have much political experience. Still, we are...Chip2008-08-30T00:01:01-05:00Crying Wolf, Crying Racism—The Obama Campaign’s Un-Official Guide
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Barack Obama, the presumptive Democratic contender for president of these here United States of America, is—as he never tires of telling us—a post-racial candidate. Yes, Sen. Obama (D-Bromides), though a man of mixed racial origins, hopes to transcend race in his campaign for this land’s highest office. And what, you...Chip2008-08-16T00:01:01-05:00Idiots on Escalators: Theory and Practice
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Okay: Here's something that really, really annoys us. We mean really gets our dander up. It's almost galactically irksome, in fact. We speak, naturally, of idiots incapable of understanding elevator etiquette. For some reason, dear reader, there number is legion. It's as if demonstration of proper escalator technique were as...Chip2008-08-04T00:01:01-05:00Our Glorious Five-Year Plan
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As longtime readers of this humble "weblog" well know, we, the crack young staff of "The Hatemonger's Quarterly," have hardly kept up with our erstwhile brisk e-pace. After all, back in the day, we "posted" each and every weekday--and even found time to compose a Sunday lucubration on the Wizbang...Chip2008-07-29T00:01:01-05:00A Fuddy-Duddy Meets Obama
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It is starting, dear reader, to get very bad. Very, very bad, in fact. We, the crack young staff of "The Hatemonger's Quarterly," have always attempted to remain neutral about American politicians we don't esteem. After all, nothing makes one look like an idiot quite like a-rantin' and a-ravin' about,...Chip2008-07-21T00:01:01-05:00We Heard a Rumor
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Before we get underway with today’s inspired animadversion, we ought to note that the headline for said musing is most decidedly not a reference to a feculent song by a feculent pop outfit called Bananarama. As such, you, dear reader, may continue to absorb our opinions, free from the worry...Chip2008-06-26T00:01:01-05:00U.S. vs. Scoblic
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Recently, dear reader, we, the crack young staff of “The Hatemonger’s Quarterly,” polished off our office copy of U.S. vs. Them: How a Half-Century of Conservatism Has Undermined America’s Security. This dry tome is the work of J. Peter Scoblic, the executive editor of the normally rational New Republic. Ah,...Chip2008-06-20T00:01:01-05:00The Lost “City”?
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We, the crack young staff of “The Hatemonger’s Quarterly,” don’t like to seem cruel. After all, we consider Nick Lowe’s exhortation “You gotta’ be cruel to be kind” entirely wrongheaded. Not to mention, the lyrics to a horrible pop song, to boot. In fact, we consider our kindness—nay, our compassion—amongst...Chip2008-06-16T00:01:01-05:00“The Hatemonger’s Quarterly” Fifth Annual Horrible College-Student Poetry Competition: And the Winner Is…
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It’s well past time, dear reader, for us to announce the winners of our glorious Fifth Annual Horrible College-Student Poetry Competition. Before we get under way with the kudos and acclaim, however, we would like to make a few remarks as a prolegomenon. First, we should thank all those who...Chip2008-05-30T00:01:01-05:00Announcing the Fifth Annual “Hatemonger’s Quarterly” Horrible College-Student Poetry Competition
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Despite all our differences—black and white; young and old; Obama-supporting and sane—one thing binds us together: We all despise college students. And rightfully so, we must add. After all, is anything more annoying than the appalling illiteracy of these self-indulgent, lazy proto-drunkards? We, the crack young staff of “The Hatemonger’s...Chip2008-04-28T00:01:01-05:00