Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day

Well, dear reader, perhaps “Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day” isn’t exactly the best way to put it. After all, the holiday celebrates the life of one of the great figures in American history, who was, of course, tragically murdered. Still, most of us have the day off of work, and, whether we reflect on the legacy of Dr. King or not, that’s a reason for happiness.

Far be it for us, the crack young staff of “The Hatemonger’s Quarterly,” to offer up a typical “post” on this holiest of days in the civil rights calendar. No, sir: We too have a dream, and not “posting” is it. (It’s not a very ambitious dream, but it has the benefit of being eminently obtainable.)

So, dear reader, we promise to hit you with a clever animadversion tomorrow. Until then, we’ll be busy listening to Barry White albums and munching on collared greens. (We wonder where you can get the kind without the collar; they’re less formal.)