A Note to Wizbang Readers

In our latest “post” for Wizbang, we, the crack young staff of “The Hatemonger’s Quarterly,” mentioned that we were currently printing secrets about Bill Keller’s homosexual love trysts on our humble “weblog.” As we said in our “post,” although we seriously considered the harm that the exposure of such secrets may bring, we figured we’d print them anyway.

After all, Mr. Keller doesn’t seem too keen on aiding civilization against its enemies. If al Qaeda has a right to know about our secret operations designed to ensnare its members, why don’t ordinary Americans have a right to know about Mr. Keller’s same-sex marital indiscretions?

At the eleventh hour, however, we received an e-mail from a distraught John Murtha. “Please don’t embarrass Bill Keller,” he pleaded. And so we have decided to comply: Who would be so stupid as to ignore Congressman Murtha’s entreaties?

We can’t think of anyone either.